It goes something like this:
1 Girl
1 cup of Potential
2 cups of No Way Baby
1 tsp of Poetry
Pinch of Sugar
Treacle
Add Potential and after girl is interested firmly mix in 2 cups of No Way Baby. Add 1 tsp of Poetry to f*ck w/ head. Then let simmer for 3 months, stirring regularly to make sure mixture is even.
After cooking girl tip her out onto rack and let her cool. Once cooled, add a pinch of sugar to sweeten her up.
Serve with treacle. Give to friends. They will particularly enjoy her if eaten alive.
