Monthly Archives: April 2000

The trouble with Easter is the sugar rollercoaster it puts you on, that means no matter how much you eat, you just can’t get full.

Last night I made myself sick. I made myself sick by doing the following:

  1. Eating a large dinner with roast and veg, followed by a packet of crisps.
  2. And half an Easter egg.
  3. Drinking half a pint of milk.
  4. Followed shortly afterwards by half a pint of milk.
  5. Going to the local pub.
  6. Drinking half a pint of orange juice and eating a packet of wheat crunchies.
  7. Eating another packet of wheat crunchies.
  8. Drinking another half pint of orange juice.
  9. Also eating a packet of spicy Nachos followed by another packet of wheat crunchies and another half pint of orange juice.
  10. After I came home I finished off the rest of the easter egg.
  11. And had another drink of milk.

Then I got sick.