Emma Jane Davies

Easter hangover

The trouble with Easter is the sugar rollercoaster it puts you on, that means no matter how much you eat, you just can’t get full.

Last night I made myself sick. I made myself sick by doing the following:

1. Eating a large dinner with roast and veg, followed by a packet of crisps.
2. And half an Easter egg.
3. Drinking half a pint of milk.
4. Followed shortly afterwards by half a pint of milk.
5. Going to the local pub.
6. Drinking half a pint of orange juice and eating a packet of wheat crunchies.
7. Eating another packet of wheat crunchies.
8. Drinking another half pint of orange juice.
9. Also eating a packet of spicy Nachos followed by another packet of wheat crunchies and another half pint of orange juice.
10. After I came home I finished off the rest of the easter egg.
11. And had another drink of milk.

Then I got sick.