“Hello, can I help you?”
“Is that Commissioning?”
“Yes.”
“Have I got the right person? What’s your name?”
(Pause): “Emma.”
“Emma. I think you’re the right person. Have you got blonde hair?”
(Suspicious pause): “Yeees.”
“Have you got a boyfriend?”
“Who is this?”
“Just answer my question. Have you got a boyfriend?”
(Defensive): “Who is this? What do you want?”
“Just tell me if you have a boyfriend.”
( Lies): “Yes.”
“So you wouldn’t want to meet up for a drink sometime then?”
(Fiercely): “No!”
“Okay then. I’m putting the phone down now.”
“Okay. Bye.”
Click.
