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Telephone call

“Hello, can I help you?”

“Is that Commissioning?”

“Yes.”

“Have I got the right person? What’s your name?”

(Pause): “Emma.”

“Emma. I think you’re the right person. Have you got blonde hair?”

(Suspicious pause): “Yeees.”

“Have you got a boyfriend?”

“Who is this?”

“Just answer my question. Have you got a boyfriend?”

(Defensive): “Who is this? What do you want?”

“Just tell me if you have a boyfriend.”

( Lies): “Yes.”

“So you wouldn’t want to meet up for a drink sometime then?”

(Fiercely): “No!”

“Okay then. I’m putting the phone down now.”

“Okay. Bye.”

Click.

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