Monthly Archives: May 2008

Jasper loves a good swim. I bought him a child’s paddling pool and he’s spent the last two weeks jumping in and out of it and begging us to throw his ball in the water for him. I’ve never known a dog love water so much. I’ve even turned the hose on him to cool him down and he’s been surprisingly happy about it.

He’s still a puppy, only eight and a half months old. He only learned to swim a few weeks ago. I took him down the Rivelin valley where a tannin-rich stream rushes through a wooded gorge. There used to be a series of mills along the valley where people ground flour or made cutlery on smooth grindstones. There are several disused millponds fed by the stream, and though they’re murky and dank, Jasper was happy to wade around in them. I threw his ball just a little further into the pond each time, and he took his first swims out into the deep water. Bless him. He did very well for ages, and then he suddenly lost his rhythm on a particularly long swim and started splashing the water up with his front legs, which astonished him so much that he chickened out and turned back to shore in a panic. He stood on the beach howling at his ball. It took much encouragement and praise before he would go in and get it again. That was enough for one day.

I had a massive migraine the other night, brought on by a combination of caffeine withdrawal hitting me at exactly the wrong point in my menstrual cycle. I don’t think I’ve had one that bad since I was a teenager. I was very close to barfing. Paracetamol didn’t touch it. I had to sit under an alternate hot/cold shower for twenty minutes to make an impact. I also ate a hot bread roll and drank a cup of warm milk. Bread often makes me nauseous when I eat it by itself, but toasty buttered bread is the only thing that can take off a bout of nausea.

Then I annoyed my partner by sitting in front of an infra-red/visible red light in bed for ages when he wanted to go to sleep. It’s amazing how it undoes the tension in my shoulders and back. Something to do with endorphins. The pain was less after the shower and the food, but the red light took it off completely.

I inherited two lovely white wicker Lloyd Loom chairs from my grandmother. Our cottage was too small for them! When we moved to Nether Edge we suddenly had lots of empty rooms with no furniture. My Dad bought the chairs up from Nottingham for us. They are a bit battered and have been serving us as garden furniture. I decided they were in need of sprucing up, so I’ve bought some new seat pads for them and some spray paint. I sugar soaped them and scrubbed them down, and they’re astonishingly white now. Ready for the paint job.

The sugar soap is bright yellow and has a nasty additive in it – probably tartrazine or sunset yellow – that gave me a red bumpy rash all up my arms. It may have made me cross too, but that might just have been because I was fighting Jasper for the scrubbing brush the whole time.

My grandma bought the chairs when she lived in Portsmouth Southampton, in a sale from a cruise ship that was being renovated. This was in the 1950s. Lloyd loom still make the same chairs. I was astonished to discover that they would be worth over £300 each if they were new. I’m not sure they will be garden chairs for much longer!

Yesterday was eventful. We were woken at oh-jeesus-wtf-six am by a phone call from the alarm company who monitor J’s office; apparently the alarm was going off. When this happens they are supposed to send someone round to investigate for us, but apparently “no one was available”. I stumbled out of bed to drive him down to work. Total silence when we got there. No alarm.


Paddling in the stream
Originally uploaded by the witch

There was no point going back to bed, so I dragged Jasper out for his walk. Poor Jasper. He looked knackered. There had been a festival in Endcliffe Park and there were empty beer bottles and cans and the remains of barbecues all over the field, which were very interesting for a four legged creature with a big nose, far more interesting than catching a ball.

Jasper is a water dog and spends most of his time leaping in and out of the stream when we go to the park. It was still very early and quite cold when we left. We crawled home in the car in commuter traffic, and Jasper shivered all the way, despite being wrapped in two towels.